when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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