So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
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