you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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