Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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I need you to use more vowels.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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