I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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