did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Never let your siblings swipe right.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
