Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Randomize
