ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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