Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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