David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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