Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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