Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram

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(805): View more from California

She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.

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(513): View more from Ohio

She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported

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(208): View more from Idaho

If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.

(919): View more from North Carolina

Both questions will answer each other.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping

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