yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I would ride that face into the sunset
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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