you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Randomize
