**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My first STD was from a foam party
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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