He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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