dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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