She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize