i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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