She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I want to fling myself into the sun
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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