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i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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