Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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