I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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