What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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