I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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