I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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