i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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