great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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