A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize