he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize
