everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
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