But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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