I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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