i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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