you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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