We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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