Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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