For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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