I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
try to milk me bitch
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