I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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