you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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