dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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