I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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