You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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