Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
