Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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