I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We are two peas in an std pod
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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