Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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