Already got asked if we're dating
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
