I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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