i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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