I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i used baking grease as lip gloss
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
i out mim tonsoeep
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