i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
