just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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